Last night, at dinner with Emma and the Bandit (more on that later) I had the most brilliant idea of my life. Props to Frank McDonald for having these very inspiring things in the dining hall to try to make us healthier beings, because it indeed has affected my life greatly. We noticed one of the things which basically said "Start a friend journal. Write in it with pretty colors so it becomes living art." At first, we simply laughed at the idea, and then I thought- HEY, LET'S DO IT. So this morning when Emma and I had nothing to do, we went to the bookstore and bought the SEKRIT book and the SEKRIT marker pack. The sound of the SEKRIT friend journal's bindings opening for the first time was remarkable, and Emma told me to pay attention so I could cherish the memory forever, and indeed I listened to my friend and I shall. We then spent several hours beginning the beautiful SEKRIT thing. It includes a super SEKRIT friend/member list, the oath, the consitutional rights/ citizenship code for each respective social class, thanks to our legislator Bronwyn, plus the first few entries. In it we shall put SEKRITS, famous written works by the SEKRIT members (i.e. The Peanut-Shell Dissertation and the Surgetastic Poem in both English and Turkish), and whatever else we like. It will be a blessed opportunity in which to bond and be merry during our final weeks together.
However, this is not a beautiful story without crises. This morning, since ONLY EMMA AND I BOUGHT THE JOURNAL AND THEREFORE ARE THE ONLY RIGHTFUL OWNERS OF THE SEKRIT JOURNAL!!!!!!!!!!, and we laboriously spent our precious frees working on it, we rightfully named ourselves the Holy Co-Chieftains. Then, in good jest, we named the rest of them LPMS, and Casey an RLPM. We were only kidding when we came up with the acronym of Lowly Plain Members, but all chaos broke loose when Casey refused to take the oath without knowing its meaning. She then proceeded to mumble the sacred doctrine only to join the group and sabotage her Holy Co-Chieftains with a blasphemous entry, outling her desire to cut us into pieces and then throw us in a vat of boiling oil among other things. I hate her. And then Sierra, yes, SIERRA!!!!! betrayed us when she explained to the other LPMS what it meant (speaking of that, Emma, she must be demoted to RLPM status) and everything went to hell. There were evil plans being made, rival groups being formed....in other words, total chaos. Luckily, I caught Emma as she was being bombarded with out traitor friends, and being the great compromiser that I am, salvaged the situation. After almost being brought to tears by my friends insane reaction, and lack of respect for the beauty that is the friend journal, I kindly explained that we only did it out of loving jest, and we would change it to whatever they wanted, which we decided was to be henceforth called Lovely People Monkeys and Rarely Lovely People Monkeys, respectively. Afterwards, everything seemed to go back to normal...we even came up with titles for the rest of the friends: Petek- Village Idiot; Casey- The Bandit; Kelly- Official Court Justice, and revised the Code of Citizenship to better suit all parties. My friends, I only hope that this peace will remain, and the miscreants of the RLPM Class will not become unruly and disrupt the harmonious equilibrium which their loving and all-powerful Holy Co-Chieftains created in honor of them. The final few weeks that the SEKRIT friends have left together will be marvelous and celebratory. If not, I will show Niles Casey's evil entry so she will be expelled before graduation.
This is quite possibly the greatest LJ entry ever written. Thank you.